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CU Guru [1542]
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Why do you always take 2 Baptists fishing with you?
Apr 17, 2014, 12:26 PM
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Because when you take two they won't touch your beer, but if you take one they drink all your beer. :0
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Why do you always take 2 Baptists fishing with you?I'm Bapti
Apr 17, 2014, 12:30 PM
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st.
Good one. And true
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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It's easy to confuse y'all by just asking you what
Apr 17, 2014, 12:36 PM
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Jesus' first miracle was.
Most baptists I talk to don't know how to respond to that
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All-TigerNet [11161]
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I would say the creation of the universe.
Apr 17, 2014, 12:38 PM
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As Jesus is part of the Holy Trinity He was there when it all began and will be there when it ends.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Ooooo excellent answer
Apr 17, 2014, 12:43 PM
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haven't heard that one before.
Better clarification, after being born on Earth what was his first miracle
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being born?
Apr 17, 2014, 12:48 PM
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Immaculate Reception
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Re: It's easy to confuse y'all by just asking you what
Apr 17, 2014, 12:57 PM
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As a man on earth, I believe the first biblical miracle performed by Jesus was the water to wine at the wedding feast.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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^^^There it is***
Apr 17, 2014, 1:01 PM
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Why don't you take two atheists fishing with you?
Apr 17, 2014, 12:36 PM
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Because they want to spend the whole time arguing about the existence of God hoping that by convincing others they can somehow fully convince themselves.
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Ring of Honor [26353]
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Atheists sound like they're just like wimmins,
Apr 17, 2014, 12:37 PM
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arguing over nothing
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All-TigerNet [11161]
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Obessed with something that apparently isn't real.
Apr 17, 2014, 12:39 PM
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I mean, why waste your time?
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Difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?
Apr 17, 2014, 12:45 PM
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A Methodist will waive to ya in the liquor store.
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Presbyterian and Baptist?
Apr 17, 2014, 12:47 PM
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Presbyterian will speak to you at the bar.
And Presbyterians can read.
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Oculus Spirit [83309]
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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic.
Apr 17, 2014, 12:51 PM
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A Baptist believes in salvation by grace through faith alone, baptism of the believer by immersion, the priesthood of every believer, and the practicing of only two ordinances: baptism and the Lord's Supper.
A Catholic believes in salvation by grace through faith and works, baptism of infants by sprinkling, confession of sin to a priest, and seven sacraments.
LOLOLOL!!!!
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That's good stuff***
Apr 17, 2014, 12:46 PM
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nm
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I think you confused Baptists and Presbyterians
Apr 17, 2014, 1:29 PM
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Easy mistake.
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You know why Baptists don't have sex standing up?
Apr 17, 2014, 1:33 PM
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People might think they were dancing.
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Jews don't recogNize the birth of Jesus
Apr 17, 2014, 2:08 PM
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ProtestaNts don't recogNize the pope, Baptists don't recogNize each other at the liquor store.
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I thought it was because they're not scared of water
Apr 17, 2014, 2:09 PM
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and will retrieve your rod you dropped to the bottom of the pond.
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whenever 3 or 4 Baptist get together, there's always a 5th***
Apr 17, 2014, 3:37 PM
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